about
In his role as mayor of London, Boris wins the affection of London and the country.
lyrics
A politician was all I ever wanted to be.
But now it’s clear, I’ve a new ambition, yes finally,
London will not live in fear
Not while Boris is living here.
I’m a cockney batman,
Got my helmet on.
(Super Mayor)
Oh, the ladies how they stop and stare.
(Super Mayor)
Don’t need no flashing light, got my blond, blond hair.
(You know justice will be swift,
Check out his trousers, they’re safely clipped).
If you’re looking for trouble,
Then I’m looking for you.
This town, it is mired in a crime wave,
It’s out of hand.
You can’t even walk your dog,
Because your dog will shake you down.
(But the crims they can’t escape his bike,
Not even in their stolen Nikes).
You wouldn’t see this shit
From Ken Livingstone.
(Super Mayor)
Oh, the ladies how they stop and stare.
(Super Mayor)
Don’t need no flashing light, got my blond, blond hair.
(If you’ve pinched a pair of Reeboks,
He’s coming for you, ready or not).
If you’re looking for trouble,
Then I’m looking for you.
credits
from
Boris - The Album,
released December 19, 2016
Music and lyrics by Laurence Peacock.
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