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Fast forward to Eton, and Boris is enjoying a first-class education along with David Cameron. They say it like it is - Eton boys are born to rule.
lyrics
You might think you’re educated
Quite well read, sophisticated
None of that counts cos we are fated…
We are…
Born to rule
If you’re rich you can be a fool.
We are born to rule
Did they feed you fois gras at your school?
We don’t buy an education
We invest in life connections
Bonding with group masturbation
Yeah! Tory biscuit!
Eton, Oxbridge, Parliament
A seat in the Lords – retirement
So just remember, when you feel poor,
We’re your feudal overlords!
And don’t think of kicking up a fuss
Cos even though it’s personally advantageous
We’ve still got our charitable status!
Yeah, toff win!
[Rap] So here’s the thing
about being an Eton boy
You got bear dollar,
Can buy lots of toys.
But there ain’t no fillies
Allowed up in this bitch.
Can’t get no pussy,
No matter how rich.
All you see is willies,
In post rugger showers.
Just you and a dude
In the midnight hour.
But we all know
That come the day,
We’ll be balls deep in clunge,
Let me hear you say,
We got money,
We got power,
We got opportunities.
All the honeys gonna say,
“Hell, yes please”
Don’t hold it against us,
We don’t make the rules.
Just the way of the world,
That we’re born to rule…
[Guitar solo]
We are…
Born to rule,
We’ve never even heard of Liverpool.
We are born to rule,
This is all part of our schedule.
We are born to rule!
credits
from
Boris - The Album,
released December 19, 2016
Lyrics by Laurence Peacock
Music by Hollie Morrell
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